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A 1% ABV revolution in flavor. High-protein grain architecture meets maximum-density saturation.
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Alcohol By Volume
1.0%
International Bitterness
28 IBU
OG Gravity
1.016
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Designed for those who demand clarity without compromise. Keep your cognitive functions at 100% while enjoying 100% flavor.
[53.394° N, 3.180° W]
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SCAN_MODE: SPECTRAL
REF_ID: 8829-XB
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Hazy IPA | 1.0% ABV
Light enough to stay in the light; dark enough to walk the void. This 1% Hazy packs full-spectrum hop flavor into a low-impact profile.
Master Log terminal
[08:42] Mash temperature stabilized at 152°F. Enzyme activity optimal.
[12:15] First hop addition initiated. Sector C-4 cleared for boil.
[16:00] CRITICAL: Yeast pitch confirmed. Fermentation lock active.
[DAY 14] Gravitational pull detected. Final stage dry-hop saturation reached 100%.
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Vegan Friendly Unfiltered
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