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THE ILLUMINATI

A 1% ABV revolution in flavor. High-protein grain architecture meets maximum-density saturation.

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Alcohol By Volume

1.0%

International Bitterness

28 IBU

OG Gravity

1.016

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Designed for those who demand clarity without compromise. Keep your cognitive functions at 100% while enjoying 100% flavor.

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REF_ID: 8829-XB

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Hazy IPA | 1.0% ABV

Light enough to stay in the light; dark enough to walk the void. This 1% Hazy packs full-spectrum hop flavor into a low-impact profile.

Master Log terminal

[08:42] Mash temperature stabilized at 152°F. Enzyme activity optimal.

[12:15] First hop addition initiated. Sector C-4 cleared for boil.

[16:00] CRITICAL: Yeast pitch confirmed. Fermentation lock active.

[DAY 14] Gravitational pull detected. Final stage dry-hop saturation reached 100%.

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